Greetings, traveler!
Common sense tells us to begin our tales at their beginnings… which is precisely why I will begin mine nearly a year and a half since I first engaged my arch-nemesis, the Character Creation Screen, in deadly combat.
If you were to ask who I am (as opposed to just clicking on the link to the About page), I would tell you that I am naught but a simple (hu)man of Azeroth, rising from the vineyards of Northshire Valley to the lofty heights of Outland, wielding sword and board in the name of Justice and the Light, as I strive to earn fame and (increased!) reputation with my fellow Alliance races.
Well, now that’s not entirely true… for I have, on many an occasion, styled myself as a proud Draenei!
Yes: noble and strong, my faith in the Light has helped me pass many a test; for Draenei am I, and I am Naaru-blessed! (/woot Racial Heal!) I have many sweet memories of my (mis)adventures: from the broken remains of the Exodar to the solemn beauty of glimmering Shattrath. Indeed, I fondly remember riding my elekk mount onto the Aldor Rise elevator, turning about, and gasping at the wondrous sight of the Terrace of Light and the Lower City below… or was I gasping because my elekk suddenly had the urge to ride out to meet this wondrous sight by walking out into thin air? Alas, my death came swiftly that day… but I am comforted that my chin-drils wafted nobly in the breeze as I fell.
Yes: chin-drils can waft. And they can do so nobly. Because it’s funny and I said so.
Ah, but for all the times that I have walked among the Draenei and called them my own, I have also numbered myself among the brave and boisterous Dwarves. Battling my way out of the trogg-and-troll infested crags of Dun Morogh, I would laugh with loud (and often drunken) abandon, hewing stone-and-bone-alike with my trusty ax (Ax?! What fault did spell-check find with “axe”?!), as my bullets blazed a path of exploration across the land. Ah, and to trudge into the comforting warmth and glow of Ironforge after long treks in the wilderness… nothing could spoil such a welcome respite… except for that incessant Myra Turngaarde and her damnable (but admittedly delicious) “fresh bread”…
Thinking on it now, I have also (on a whim) sported the sprite-ly shoes of an eccentric Gnome! Displaced from my beloved Gnomeregan, I braved the harsh cold (and burning daylight! Ouch!) of Dun Morogh to strengthen my resolve (and my small, lanky frame) and battle on towards a brighter future. In doing so, I crossed my fingers (all 8, plus a few mechanical ones I had lying around!) that I would have time to invent! Ah, gnomes: WE were the mothers (and fathers) of invention (/cackle), relying on equal parts of brilliance and madness from our ‘expansive minds’ to engineer ever more marvelous and tech-gnome-logically advanced… um…. erm… doodads! Dynamic doodads! No, no, no… not dynamic doodads. (C’mon ‘expansive mind’ o’ mine! You can string out more alliteration than that!) Ah, I mean… divinely-dynamic-and-daring-doodads designed for devilish, dastardly, and death-defyingly-demonic-destruction! (/woot)
Ah, and then there were the times when I shunned the forces of the arcane and cloaked myself in the mysterious and mystical shrouds of the reclusive Night Elves. Reluctantly, I heeded the call of the wilds beyond the safety of Teldrassil and went out into the wider world to restore balance to a world so changed by the magicks I had grown to detest. Far and farther-still did my travels take me, with my cunning, agility, and innate ability to ‘meld into the shadows’ all serving me well. I became expert at stalking shadows in the forest and hearing whispers on the winds; I mean, with ears like that… you know… you hear things…
So, yes… where were we? That’s right, you’d asked, “Who are you, Quirk?” That, my new friends, is a question I can’t answer…
Because I’m still staring at the Character Creation Screen, trying to decide on a new race for yet another alt…
‘Til next time, then! Safe travels!